Dear Weather,
Fuck you! I'm really beginning to think that I should work at destroying the environment to speed up climate change.
No Love,
Me

Dear Colon,
Double fuck you! One day you will be yanked out and I will use you for a jump rope!
No Love,
Me

Dear Hiccups,
Fuck you just because.
No Love,
Me

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Work was work. Nothing too weird from the work front... EXCEPT cookies ( Read more... )